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| OMG That was great!! |
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on 2006-07-28 18:46:06 |
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Lol Yes, they're all very skanky. Here's an example! (Sora wakes up in a big pillowy bed) Sora: Oh my head...how much did I drink last night? Voice next to him: Oh Sora, that was incredible... Sora: Wait, who are you? *Voice takes blanket off* Chip: It's me, Chip... Sora: OH MY GOD!!! DON'T TELL ME I...YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN!! *Sora coughs up fur* Sora: Holy crap!! What did we do?? Chip: Mmmm baby...we did everythang... Moral of the story: Remember kids, don't get drunk and end up sleeping with a Disney squirrel. |
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Yeah, so what's Goofy? A hooker? Riku: Awww, Gawd! Kairi doesn't like me, Namine doesn't like me! What the hell did I do? I've got the hair, and the shoes, and I kick ass! I'm just gonna hire a hooker..... *chick gets in car* *ten minutes later* Riku: So, how much do I owe you? Chick: It's on the house, Riku. Riku: I never told you my name. *shines flashlight at chick* OMG!! GOOFY?!?! |
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Heh Donald being a pimp...XD But No Sora?! PSP?! Aw man...   "Knowing your existance and seeing your smile is what i live 4"   |
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on 2006-07-27 22:41:45 |
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Yeah, it did seem kinda outta place. Anyway, the next game isn't even gonna have Sora or anyone, and it's for the PS3 so it'll be a while before any of us see it...specially if Tetsuya hasn't finalized designs and if he also has to work on FF 13...Oh well! Maybe Donald will be a pimp in the next one! Fingers crossed! |
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Good! Scared me when I saw the armor stuff 'cause it was too unusual for that game "Knowing your existance and seeing your smile is what i live 4" |
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on 2006-07-27 22:35:27 |
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Yes, the costume thing is very true! |
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Is it true about the costume thing though? "Knowing your existance and seeing your smile is what i live 4" |
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on 2006-07-27 21:05:27 |
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Awww, I thought that was really happening! I'm not gonna buy it then! j/k NICE JOKE!! |
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| hey... I was just kidding. I never even went to Japan.... DON'T GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR IT!!!!! |
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LOL thats the cookie monster! ^-^ Crazy fuzzball! "Knowing your existance and seeing your smile is what i live 4" |
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on 2006-07-27 20:52:32 |
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LOL That looks AWESOME! I would play any game with that guy in it! GO Tetsuya-san! |
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People are telling me that the reason that the people in the secret ending of Kingdom Hearts 2 are in armour is because Tetsuya Nomura hadn't designed their clothing yet. Well, I personally met Tetsuya-san this summer while visiting my brother's girlfriend in Japan, and he gave me a screenshot of what the main character of KH3 will look like: (here it is) <--- [right here] |
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That was hilarous! what other ideas do you guys have?  |
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That was quite funny actually^^ Here's another one! *at the 100 Acre Woods* Sora: Pooh? Pooh, where'd you go? *stomach starts growling* Aw man...*sees a pot of hunny* Well I guess it wouldn't hurt! Besides it is just sitting there by it self after all ******** Pooh: Ah hello Sora! Sora: *Just finished the hunny* Oh hey Pooh! Where have you-- Pooh: *sees the empty pot* Did you just ate my hunny? Sora: That was yours? Ah sorr-- Pooh: You ate my hunny? My HUNNY?! *twitches* Sora: Ah wait it was a mistake! ********* Piglet: Pooh bear? Is that you? Ah I'm so relieved you're here 'cause I heard this terrible scream....it sounded like sora! Pooh: *burps and spits out Sora's shoe* That was good... Piglet: O.O! Oh no S-Sora! Pooh: I guess it never hurts to try something new....*stares at Piglet* Hmmmm... "Knowing your existance and seeing your smile is what i live 4" |
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| no, that was good! |
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Ending with Riku and Sora Riku: If there is light and darkness in the world, we'll be the darkness. Sora: WTF!! Riku, what has gotten into you?! Riku: I don't really know, but do ya wanna see something special? *stupid look on face* ****Please insert Herky Jerky music here. I don't really know what it's called. Just look up Anime Herky Jerky**** Riku: Tee hee!! I made my stripe disappear!! Sora: 0.o |
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*at the ending with sora and riku in KH 2* Sora: You feelig ok Riku? Riku: Yeah... Sora: What's wrong? Riku: Who's it going to be?! Sora:O.o Huh? Riku: Is either me or Kairi! You can't have it both ways! Sora: Dude..wtf Riku: Well?! Roxas: I pick Axel! Riku: Shut up! You don't have a say in this! Roxas: T.T (yours sounded better though but thankx!) "Knowing your existance and seeing your smile is what i live 4" |
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LOL You guys aren't bad at all! Very good! Here's one of mine! (In the Pirates of the Caribbean world) Jack Sparrow: Let's sail! Sora: Yeah! *bump* Sora: What was that? Holy crap, there's blood all over the front of the ship!!! What did you hit???? Sparrow: He had it coming. The idiot deserved to die! Sora: Who? Are you drunk?? Sparrow: A little. But not too much to be not drunk. Sora: What? Sparrow: See ya already forgot about the murder. Here's a cookie. |
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setting at in front of the haunted mansion characters:pence and roxas Pence:here it is the last of the seventh wonder Roxas:wow! Pence:...what do you think it was used for before? Roxas:I have no idea. A few years ago *orginazation XIII is having a party at the mansion* Axel:whaz up!*sticks tounge out* larxene:Axel take it off! *axel take off his robe* axel:whoo Demyx:dude put it back on you look f***** up! |