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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 09:32:26
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*looks at imp24.... (small itachi) .....here.... *tosses cough drops to imp24 |
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*drinks cough drops* Imp24: "My, the cough drops are so delicious* *Steals more from small itachi* Imp24: "Cough drops....MINE!!" *eats more cough drops with evil lauf* |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 09:39:41
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*what imp24 didnt know was that the coughdrops were explosive as well.... *todays lesson....never trust a ninja... |
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on 2006-05-23 09:43:18
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Nice shurikans there Itachi. This is how you silence a bad singer... Water Prison Jutsu! *imp24 becomes caught in a sphere of water, his jaw unable to move* I'll just let him sit there for a few days. *walks off whisteling* |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 09:45:02
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(small itachi) .....you want some? i also have other kinds.... |
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*imp24 desperately tries to move but cannot* Imp24: "Must....get...more....cough drops no matter how explosive-ish they are!" |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 09:52:22
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*tosses some at imp24.... (small itachi) ....knock yourself out.... *conjures up ice cseam for himself.... |
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*imppy just keeps on drinking cough pills, then it exploded and died* God: "Aw, godammit, imppy! How many times do I have to ressurect you?" Imp: "Ei, it's your job, hun, so get on with it and gimme some life." *Imp's ressurected* Imp24: "Im alive! But...I have a feeling I can't drink cough drops anymore...why?!" God: "Naturally, since you're dumb enough not to know what will happen, I disabled your...specialty in drinking cough pills." Imp24: "Oh." |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 09:58:02
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(small itachi) ....this doesnt get old....can i serve you anything,imp24? |
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Imp: "Oh yes, give me some water, please. Boy, I need some rest, I'm so deliciously psychotic that I'm becoming stupid...and all receiving-violent-things-ish..." |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 10:05:44
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*gives imp24 some water.... |
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imp24: ".....I better go to sleep now....see ya tomorrow, small itachi..." *snores and starts to fall on the ground with a bubble on his nose* |
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on 2006-05-23 10:27:34
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Crud, why do I sense another Kotuso in the making... |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 10:33:33
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(small itachi) ....let me handle this.... *throws a nuclear shuriken at imp24...he explodes... |
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From the looks of things he is just going to revive again. No matter. Im sure he will be cowed by Kotuso if he ever decides to show up again... |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 11:21:27
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*throws a volley of nuclear shurikens at imp24's remains... (small itachi) .....the more he comes back the more i can blow him up..... |
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True. Looks like fun... *Borrows some nuclear shurikens from Itachi and starts blowing up random passer-bys |
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by イタãƒX
on 2006-05-23 11:29:47
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(small itachi) .....i also have shurikens that can banish targets to an unknown dimension...want to try? |
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on 2006-05-23 18:02:36 (edited 2006-05-23 18:03:23)
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Intersting, I think I'll stay away from the area of the bar that seems to proliferated with flying highly-explosive sharp objects that can banish me into another dimesion. *attempts to drink screwdriver* *relizes this is a bad idea* *puts screwdriver back in tool box* *drinks orange juice instead* |
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Blowing things indescriminatorly is my gig. Can't you lot find your own? *drops screwdriver into his drink. The screwdriver dissloves.* |