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Re: Critic's Bar Link | by イタチX on 2006-05-09 20:12:10

(itachi to doctor) "...hes not in right now....."

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Jomunga on 2006-05-09 20:13:47

Really, who would of thought of sealing the toilet? By just covering the lid we've managed to put a stop to the toilets reign of terror. The idea of lowering the toilet seat never once occured to me. Jomunga eats your avatars.

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by SkyAlchemist on 2006-05-09 20:16:39

Really Itachi, fear it. *Walks up to toilet* You don't hurt girls, do you? *Toilet doesn't respond* If you don't, then do you hurt guys? *Toilet begins to move* I have an idea, how about you chase, um, that dude with the sharingan eyes...*points to Itachi* He's been making fun of you 3V1L T01L3T *Toilet gets mad* *Runs after Itachi*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by イタチX on 2006-05-09 20:17:02

(itachi) ".....thats why i was hired as a bouncer in the first place....."

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-05-09 20:17:05 (edited 2006-05-09 20:17:35)

*@ Jomunga* Nor I. I supose it's something in the male genes...

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by SkyAlchemist on 2006-05-09 20:20:58

To lower the lid, you guys actually have to get near it...who's going to be the brave one? *Whispers to 3V1L T01L3T Careful, they want to stop you *Toilet looks at Doc and Jomunga but continues to chase Itachi*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by イタチX on 2006-05-09 20:21:46

*tiolet chrges at itachi* *itachis eyes go sharingan.....* *itachi snaps his fingers and the toilet shatters into a million pieces.....and then itachi sets the pieces ablaze with black fire...and then banishes the ashes to another dimension.......* (itachi) "......like i said thats why im a bouncer....."

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-05-09 20:21:59

I'm going nowhere NEAR t3h 3V1l... I know how to ph34r...

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Jomunga on 2006-05-09 20:22:10

Maybe we've learned how the toilet of 600|)|\|3$$, became so 600|). It is because women know how to lower the toilet seat. Yeah, but how long can we contain the evil. Once on of us has to go, the evil we be unleashed again. Jomunga eats your avatars.

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Doctor? on 2006-05-09 20:24:26

ph34r. That's all I've got to say. (Sky, I posted a new poem that you may or may not want to read...)

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by SkyAlchemist on 2006-05-09 20:24:37

*Repairs 3V1L T01L3T* Go and continue your reign of chaos!!

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Jomunga on 2006-05-09 20:26:03

Oh no, the toilet seat is up. Stopping it is impossible. *hides in flower pot. Jomunga eats your avatars.

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by イタチX on 2006-05-09 20:27:49

(itachi) "....i can do this forever...." *sets fire to toilet again,flower pot also catches on fire....*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Jomunga on 2006-05-09 20:31:36

WOOT, dinner is ready. So long suckers! *Throws toilet paper at 3V1L toilet Take that foul knave. Jomunga eats your avatars.

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Joshua on 2006-05-09 20:38:37

*Watches all the ensuing madness and in a ridiculously brave feat walks up and shuts the toilet lid. Hand and arm chars all the way up to the shoulder and Josh screams in agony GAHH! Oh the pain! But at least it is stopped for now... *Sees Jomunga coming out of the bathroom wiping his wet hands on his pants, the toilet seat is up I am going to kill you in the most painful way I know how Jomunga *Straps Jomunga to a chair in front of old pokemon and power rangers episodes dubbed into swedish

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by イタチX on 2006-05-09 20:42:13

(itachi to josh) "...thats what you get for playing with fire...."

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by SkyAlchemist on 2006-05-09 20:42:45

I really didn't want to do this: *Reinforces 3V1L T01L3T with a mixture of aluminum oxide and magnesium cromate making it strong against high temperatures* *Fills it's inside with HCL, allowing it to spray the acid to those who get close to it* Gentleman, take that!

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by Joshua on 2006-05-09 20:46:16

Uh, Sky? Why are you aiding 73|-| 3\/1|_ 701|_37 ? We, minus Kotuso, havent done anything malicious to you... In fact, i think me 'n' the Doc have defended your honor several times!

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by イタチX on 2006-05-09 20:47:39 (edited 2006-05-09 20:50:04)

*itachi grows tired of old tricks...* *picks up toilet and throws it at skyalchemist and the toilet devours her and then stops moving...*

Re: Critic's Bar Link | by DaedalusMachina on 2006-05-09 20:49:07

Uh... ... The toilet seat... was up... DUH!!!

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