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Re: Critic's Bar
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*shrugs shoulders* dunno, I'm sure he'll be here sometime. It doesn't really matter anyway, all messes desintegrate after a few hours.  |
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on 2006-05-09 18:24:42 |
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(itachi) '.......what ever,ill just wait until someone orders a drink or tries to cause trouble.......  |
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Wow I still can't get over the fact that we have some decent customers here. *Put doilies on the costers. It's time for a parfait. *Puts parfait on coaster with doilie magnifecent!  Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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*looks around, stares at the toliet.* I still sense great 3V1L from that place... |
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Well, fortunatly for the women they have a seperate toilet. That toilet is pure 600|)|\|3$$, really the polar opposite of the 3\/1|_ toilet. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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I still don't think anyone really ph34r5 t3h 3V1L that eminates from this toliet. *slams fist on door. Growlingis heard from other side.* |
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Well, I don't use that toilet anymore. Ever since it bit me. I use that flower pot over there *points to flower pot with beautiful blooming flowers in it. Botanists are always trying to figure out my secret. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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I could have really lived without knowing that thank you... *drinks. A lot...* |
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*itachi looks around....* (itachi) "..evil toilet you say......interesting....." *loks at plant...* (itachi) ".so thats why the plant tries to eat our costumers sometimes...." |
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*looks at itachiX* I know you're brave...(to the brink of psychotic sometimes) butI warn you... PH34R T3H T0L13T! It's all that is 3V1L in this world... Pure P0rc1L1n3 3V1L... |
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That toilet gave me the mytob virus. How do I get rid of it? Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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on 2006-05-09 19:57:23 |
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*itachis eyes go sharingan.....* (itachi) "....watch this...." *itachi sets the toilet on fire with black flames.....* *toilet is incinerated completely...* *evil spirit flies out of toilet, and itachi unsheathes masamune.......the masamune absorbs the evel spirit completely.....* (itachi) "........problem solved....." |
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No not really... the 3V1L is 4NCH13NT. That alone won't solve the problem... The 3V1L will return. That's just the way it is here... |
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*Masamune turns into a toilet, the toilet then walks back to the restroom after biting Jomunga on the behind. The 3V1L is back. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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on 2006-05-09 20:02:22 (edited 2006-05-09 20:03:28)
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(itachi) ".....you might be right.....but as long as i am here, there should be no worries....my sword becomes more powerful as i absorb spirits anyway......" *itachi holds up a sword....* (itachi) ".......you mean this sword?" |
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The toilet becomes more powerful as it absorbs more biological waste. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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That's waht scary about the damn thing... We are it's strength... I repeat: PH34R T3H T0L13T! L1V3 1N PH34R! |
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on 2006-05-09 20:06:09 (edited 2006-05-09 20:07:02)
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*itachi performs a sealing technique on the toilet.....* *just before the toilet stops being evil, the toilet devours jomunga completely...* (itachi) ".....i feel no fear...." |
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*Jomunga falls from the portal on the ceiling. Thats why I don't like that toilet, now there is a big mess on what was actually a clean bar for once. Jomunga eats your avatars. |
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Guess we need the janitor. That's Kotuso right? *pause* That should be fun... |