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Share Your FAIL Moments
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Have you ever experienced failure so EPIC you want to share it with others for a good-natured laugh at yourself? Now you can with many others in this very special thread. Share your 'You-fail-at-life' memories, and maybe they won't seem to be so much of a thorn in your pancreas every time you remember them. Here's a recent addition to my many turkey-drowning-in-the-rain FAILs: My brother took the biggest dump in his knappy a few hours ago. It was so overwhelming I had to wash him. THOROUGHLY. After I let loose the little monster in his playpen, I spotted some popcorn on a nearby table. I was hungry and grabbed a handful. I realized I didn’t wash my hands until AFTER I ate the popcorn. Still cleaning artificial butter flavor and fecal matter from under my nails. >o< |
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on 2008-03-19 22:29:15 |
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hay hime! first post on your thred! my failure moment was when my ex gf sleep over my room! i was totaly a jurk to her and she envited her friends over and played pin the tail on tony! i had a turn and gusse where i fell? on top of rice and dog crap! i still have dreams about it!
life is all math and friends.
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Damn, must suck even more cuz it's your ex. X( Here's another FAIL that goes with my first one. I discovered, HOURS after I gave my brother a bath, that I had dry baby crap all over my shirt! I remember all the furniture I had laid down on before I finally realized it. Even my bed! (That's why I'm sleeping on the couch tonight) |
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on 2008-03-20 22:40:08 |
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haha! i got kicked out of our room and now sleeping on the couch! you are not alone today! okay. my turn. this happened today! i was walking down stairs when my friend who was a girl started to go up. i fell and landed on her. i then realize that my hands were on her breast and her hand on my wee wee! then she screams "i love you to"! my wife got angery and slaped me silly. so here i am. sleeping on a couch and doing this post. now i got a hand mark on my face,anda close friend who now is my stalker.
life is all math and friends.
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on 2008-03-21 07:08:18 |
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this probably isn't EPIC, but whatever. We had a dance at school, and my friends and I were on the dance floor, and our group was really close to the group of the boy I really like. I was talking to him for a little when Artsy Pushed me into his arms,I stepped on his foot and landed on him. He couldn't get up for a few seconds and I felt soooo bad. 
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| @quack: That's alright. I'm sure it must feel like an epic fail when you have an awkward moment with a crush. I've had quite a few of them myself, and most of them I haven't fully recovered from. |
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on 2008-03-21 13:15:40 |
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yay! i am not alone! girl friend and boy friend problems! who thought this is common!
life is all math and friends.
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on 2008-03-21 14:42:00 |
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T^T But Flamey, he's not my BF and he's dating my friend! Another 'Epic' phail of me & this boy Anywho, this other time I drew kakashi and I thought it was pretty good and see, this boy likes anime as well so I wanted to show him and I said, 'Hey Aaron! Look at this kakashi I drew! What do you think?' he replies, 'Aww, it's okay. I suck at drawing anime too^^' And I wanted to like dig up a hole, crawl in it, and stay there for the rest of the day.
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on 2009-07-27 18:54:32 |
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well..one day, when i was walking at school. i bumped into my crush.at first i wanted to walk behind him. but when he turned around, i was so scared and im started to run and run. now..im thinking that he knew that i like him,it was like a very fail moment for me.trying so hard to be his friend but i cant make it work eventhough sometimes it seems easy.the last time talked to him was 3 years back then.if he doesnt know my feeling, i can say we can be a good friend..until now i keep wondering why did i ran at that time..  |
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I have alot... Today, my dad borrowed my $20 and I didn't know so I freaked out... when he told me I went /facepalm "fail..."  |
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on 2009-09-25 05:28:58 |
| So many.... Recently, falling down and up the stairs (Yes up! It is possible!) and tearing appart my room to find my cell phone, while talking on my cell phone |
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on 2009-09-28 13:04:52 |
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...mine is much worse. One day at school I was walking to class with my friend and talking then my friend brings this up while were walking. "Wall." I replied back, "what?" Then my friend yelled "YOU'RE ABOUT TO RUN INTO A WALL!" I said "No i'm not!" and started laughing. 3 Seconds later I ran into it. Sad thing is...i was looking straight at the wall.... 
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on 2009-09-28 14:58:57 |
xD one time when i was 5 i was running down this steep cements hill to catch teh skewl bus and i was all like "-waves- buh baii mommy!" then i triped and face planted and maii face was all bleeding so i got up and was like "oh no mommy i fell down!" and she was all "JUST GO YOUR GOING TO MISS YOUR BUS" so i kept running and then later at skewl it was playtime and i asked this girl if she wanted to play dolls wiff me xD and she goes "sorry i don't like people wiff scratches on there face..." xDD  |
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on 2009-10-01 08:08:37 |
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latest fail moment: failed to enter my only class for the day and i'm blaming it on the migraine. but, probably the most embarrassing was when we were playing a game back in elementary, the girls were wearing skirts, we were running across the field then i stumbled and my skirt went peek a boo. I wouldn't have known that if not some stupid classmate teased my crush after that. Ugh. I'd love to see that stupid classmate, maybe treat him for lunch some time. hahaha ^____^  |
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I was so mad at my dad, which I don't remember what was it, and then I walk without looking what's in front of me... I was looking at my right.. and the next thing I know. I hit a stop sign... Like seriously hard... And I was hoping no one saw that.
I claimed someone that I can't remember because photobucket is ended.
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on 2011-01-17 08:09:51 |
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Well, one day a few years back, when I still was in middle school, I was really mad at this kid in my gym class for being a jerk. The only problem was that I didn't know his name. He looked a lot like another kid who was in the same gym class, so I just kind of took a guess and hoped I got the right name, then told him he was being a jerk. And of course I didn't get the right name >.> Oh yeah, I almost started choking on a grain of rice a few days ago, that's another fail (It's not as bad as one of my best friends though, she'll choke on air) XD And there are a lot more fail moments, but most of them are from my martial arts class and have since turned into inside jokes. They're hard to explain and I don't think anyone will understand them anyway >.>  |
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on 2011-01-17 11:11:18 |
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Another wall fail for me. What's with me and walls? So last year, my freshman year in high school, it was the third week of school and lunch had just ended. I was walking across campus to my fifth period class, and my friend distracted me from across the hallway. I looked over, and wasn't paying attention to where I was going. All of a sudden, I came to an abrupt stop and hit my head on something. Thinking it was a person, I apologized for running into it, little did I know that it was actually a wall, which I had just realized after I apologized. The impact didn't hurt or anything, but i ran right into a protruding corner of the wall. My friends, and other students laughed, as well as I did. So we began walking to class and I felt something warm running down the side of my head. I felt it and when i looked at my fingers, there was blood on them. All i could say was "Blood." My friends started to freak and out tell me to go to the nurse. Problem: I didn't know where the nurse was, so they brought me there. I ended up having to go to the Emergency room, but I didn't need stitches or anything, and I was perfectly fine; no concussion or anything.
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on 2011-01-17 11:41:42 |
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I'm not sure if I said this before here on Gendou, but I know i've shared this fail moment in something like a fail thread before. Anyway, here we go! Without getting into too much detail, one year back in middle school I was at this pool party at a local country club. They had high dives and stuff there, so I got in line for it and eventually made my way to the board. I jumped in -- no worries, right? Well once I surfaced, I realized that my swimming trunks had not made the journey with me -- they were still at the bottom, floating up to the surface on the other side of the pool! Safe to say I made my way there with great haste -- but everyone was seeing me in all my glory. Specially the kinds with the goggles underwater. fml. xD! Always a funny story. |
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on 2011-01-17 21:10:50 |
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A random mind fail was when I was walking up to this dental office with my cousin and saw the sign on the other side of the door that said "Push", except backwards from where I was, so for some reason I tried pushing and ran into it. It was pretty funny when it happened. Still kind of funny now.  |
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on 2011-01-17 22:12:27 |
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I have may fail moments, and that's a sure thing. But all I can remember is this one: It was during flag ceremony on a Monday. I was late that day. Because of oversleep. And so I ran as fast as I could from the gate to our classroom to put my bag down and hurriedly went to the courtyard afterwards. As I was running along the corridor, it was swept clean and to my surprise some student applied floor wax on it. I slipped down the slope in front of our building. Not only that, I grabbed a flower pot near me thinking that it would stop me from falling but the pot fell down with me. The pot was broken and I was covered with soil. I had to go to the courtyard with my clothes white turned to gray and after that I still had to go compensate for the broken pot.  |
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